Showing posts with label Calvinism. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Calvinism. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

John Piper's Poem, "The Calvinist"

When many people speak (or hear) of Calvinism, they think of a "faith" that is cold and unfeeling. This short poem, in video form, does a wonderful job of getting at the essence of what a Calvinistic understanding of God and his word ought to look like. My prayer is that I, by God's grace, may be this kind of man.

Saturday, October 5, 2013

I Think My Boyfriend's a Calvinst

This song by a young lady named Jacki McLeod is, in my opinion, absolutely fantastic.



He won't buy me roses
None of those daffodils
He just buys me TULIPS
To explain the way he feels

He said, "I treasure the Pslams, 
On my heart they are engraved.
But there's room for your name too, 
In a special spot I've saved."
"Can I ask you on a date...
Even though you're totally depraved?"

I think my boyfriend's a Calvinist;
He's always reading an NKJV
I think my boyfriend's a Calvinist;
Quoting Romans 8:28-30.

I think my boyfriend's a Calvinist;
But ultimately, 
It doesn't matter -
I didn't choose him, he chose me.

He said, "All I'm looking for is a godly woman,
I don't care if she's not pretty."
And considering your complexion,
It's a good thing I believe 
In unconditional election."

He said, "perseverance of the Saints is well illustrated 

By the way I put up with you constant complaining."
I said, "You're an epistemological, presuppositional, and post-millennial Covenantal Calvinist, also a theonomist, superlapsarian, and Reformed Presbyterian, but never an Arminian..." 
Don't say I am complicated!

He said, "Babe I'm sorry, 

I'll tell you something true."
"You're so unblemished, 
I could sacrifice you."

I think my boyfriend's a Calvinist;
He's got a tattoo that says "I heart RC Sproul"
I think my boyfriend's a Calvinist;
He made me burn my NIV Bible

I think my boyfriend's a Calvinist;
But ultimately, 
It doesn't matter -
I didn't choose him, he chose me. 

He said, "I wish I was the Holy Spirit 
So I could be inside your heart."
He said, "God told us to multiply, 
So baby, let's start!"

One day he said, "I love you Grace". 
I said, "My name is Jacki, you fool."
He said, "Are you sure your name isn't Grace?
Because you're irresistible."  

And that's what I knew, that...
My boyfriend's a Calvinist;
Il parles français comme Jean Calvin.
I know my boyfriend's a Calvinist;
Born in August like St Augustine.
I know my boyfriend's a Calvinist;
But ultimately, 
It doesn't matter -
I didn't choose him, he chose me. 

(HT: Jason Helpoulos)

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Wednesday's Words of Wisdom...Ryken on Legalism

"Christianity is not a performance-based religion. Those who are saved by grace also live by grace, and their growth in grace is due to the gracious work of God's Spirit. This is what preserves Calvinism from legalism. If someone who claims to be a Calvinist turns out to be a legalist, he or she must not understand the doctrines of grace very well after all, because the true Calvinist is overwhelmed by God's mercy for sinners. A graceless Calvinist is thoroughly repugnant to the gospel, for unless the pursuit of holiness is motivated by an ever-deepening love for God and his grace, it quickly becomes joyless and fruitless."

Philip Ryken