This song by a young lady named Jacki McLeod is, in my opinion, absolutely fantastic.
He won't buy me roses
None of those daffodils
He just buys me TULIPS
To explain the way he feels
He said, "I treasure the
Pslams,
On my heart they are engraved.
But there's room for your name too,
In a special spot I've saved."
"Can I ask you on a date...
Even
though you're totally depraved?"
I think my boyfriend's a Calvinist;
He's always reading an NKJV
I think my boyfriend's a Calvinist;
Quoting Romans 8:28-30.
I think my boyfriend's a Calvinist;
But ultimately,
It doesn't matter -
I didn't choose him, he chose me.
He said, "All I'm looking for
is a godly woman,
I don't care if she's not
pretty."
And considering your complexion,
It's a good thing I believe
In
unconditional election."
He said, "perseverance of the
Saints is well illustrated
By the way I put up
with you constant complaining."
I said, "You're an
epistemological, presuppositional, and
post-millennial Covenantal Calvinist, also a
theonomist, superlapsarian, and Reformed
Presbyterian, but never an Arminian..."
Don't say I am
complicated!
He said, "Babe I'm sorry,
I'll
tell you something true."
"You're so unblemished,
I could
sacrifice you."
I think my boyfriend's a Calvinist;
He's got a tattoo that says "I
heart RC Sproul"
I think my boyfriend's a Calvinist;
He made me burn my NIV Bible
I think my boyfriend's a Calvinist;
But ultimately,
It doesn't matter -
I didn't choose him, he chose me.
He said, "I wish I was the Holy
Spirit
So I could be inside your heart."
He said, "God told us to multiply,
So baby, let's start!"
One day he said, "I love you
Grace".
I said, "My name is Jacki, you
fool."
He said, "Are you sure your
name isn't Grace?
Because you're
irresistible."
And that's what I knew, that...
My boyfriend's a Calvinist;
Il parles français comme Jean
Calvin.
I know my boyfriend's a Calvinist;
Born in August like St Augustine.
I know my boyfriend's a
Calvinist;
But ultimately,
It doesn't matter -
I didn't choose him, he chose me.
(HT: Jason Helpoulos)
